Edgy Sexy Game (Yaoi)

Gay orphan Sato lives a relatively normal life on Shithole Island. But one day, he awakens to magical powers that let him jump into hot men's brains and fix their emotional issues! Which boy will he fix? What other things will happen? Find out!!!

(This is making fun of the Nitro+ Chiral games - It's kind of like an affectionate parody of Slow Damage and Togainu no Chi, wrapped up in a slightly less affectionate parody of Dramatical Murder. I can't promise it will be funny if you haven't played those games, but I can tentatively promise that if you have, you will [maybe] have a sensible chuckle at my clever and witty observations. Or at least the dick jokes)

Question: What boys are in this game???

Answer:

Sato

The protagonist. Kind of an airhead. Technically he's based on Aoba DMMD, but I see more Kiane Pizza Game in him than anything.

Rui

The straight childhood friend love interest. Based on Koujaku DMMD, and kinda Rei Slow Damage but really only in the large penis/white mom thing

Azuma

The edgy bad boy love interest. Based on Noiz DMMD and every stuck up anime boy I had a crush on when I was eight.

Otohiko

The noncon route. Based on Mink DMMD and that whole train wreck

Question: Are there any... girls??? I can date in this game???

Answer: No! But there is Sato's Great-Aunt's Friend Haru!

Haru

Sato's not-very-close family relation. Based on Aoba's grandma, but instead of being strict or whatever she's a chill hippy. So I guess she's actually based on my friends' chill hippy moms.

Content Disclaimer!!!

Everything that's in the source material, plus things like eating disorders and racism, which are in the games implicitly, will be discussed here. There is no actual intimacy shown in the game, but it's still probably NSFW due to aforementioned dick jokes

Haterism Disclaimer!!!

I am a huge fan of the Nitro+ Chiral games! I just think they have a lot of tropes and I thought it would be funny to make a parody of them. Look, I know Dramatical Murder is easy to make fun of. And that's why I'm doing it! Sorry for picking the low hanging fruit I guess. So sue me.

Also the reason Lamento and Sweet Pool aren't in this (aside from like the general things these games all share) is that I haven't finished Lamento yet and I don't care about Sweet Pool enough to think of jokes about it

Font: https://www.dafont.com/de/anime-ace-bb.font

Sounds: 

Sad Story Loop by SergeQuadrado -- https://freesound.org/s/826305/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Cheerful and Upbeat Tune for Happy Moments by Gustavo_Alivera -- https://freesound.org/s/769380/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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